I present this excerpt from Facebook, including a delightful Godwinning IN THE FIRST COMMENT. BY THE ORIGINAL POSTER.

Do read on, it's not very long: ( Things which are not like the Nazis massacring people: passing a law which prevents smoking in heavily trafficked public areas. Things which are like the Nazis massacring people: the Nazis massacring people. )

Cheer up, emu kid!

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I hope LJ holds onto the formatting, I am soooo amused.

See his little fringe? His tear? His little wings and tail? HE COULD BE CUTTING THOSE WINGS RIGHT NAO U GUISE.

I slay me. Really.

I should start doing acid...might even me out.

I owe you guys a run-down of Icon and stuff, but until I cease to be the laziest ho-bag alive, I present to you Why I'm Friends With Arthur:

Arthur: wal mart has all sorts of pre-natal care tools: coat hangers, trash bags, fishing rods, guns, tarps

is a clip of Barack Obama saying "he's a jackass".

I need it.

For to use it as a text message ringer.

Please help me, internet.

Pweeeease?

EDIT: dedsysop MADE ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a couple of funny stories, but I'll save them for later. Chat transcript happens now. Lulz ensue.
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